Submissions!

Do you have an idea for this blog? Do you have a wacky hypothetical question you'd like for me to answer? Send a message to my profile and I'll answer it as soon as possible; I might even put it on the main page...
Also, if you have your own answers to any of my post, please don't hesitate to post your own goofy answers in the comments section - I can't wait to hear what you all have to say!