If we could legally abort teenagers…

...this world would be much nicer. Forget the babies for a moment, nothing would be better than the option to do-away with your mouthy little sixteen-year-old with no redeeming qualities. “Billy, you’re mother and I have given this a lot of thought; we’re going to abort you.” When the kid replies with a cliché punkish response, you’ll know you’ve made the right decision.
All those worthless kids with their bad attitudes and false sense of entitlement would be piled up in the dumpsters behind their local Planned Parenthood clinic. Maybe it would even work as a deterrent, the little kick in the ass some kids need to stop being unbearable little peckers. Especially if the method of execution is embarrassing, a teenager’s worst fear.
“Naw man, if my parents catch me huffin’ paint again they’re going to take me to the abortion clinic and beat me to death my own porn stash.”
“That’s nothin’ dude, my parents said that if I get suspended just one more time, they’ll put my secret Pokemon obsession in my obituary!”