If I was the CEO of Cyberdyne Systems…

…I surely wouldn’t make Terminators, let alone Skynet. Anyone who’s familiar with the Terminator series know that Cyberdyne makes cybernetic organisms and various other gismos that are perfect in virtually every way aside from the malevolent ghost in the machine. They don’t break, they don’t short circuit, hell they don’t even need to charge their batteries!
How about a Cyberdyne family sedan? How about a Cyberdyne laptop or MP3 player? How about a Cyberdyne search engine? Cyberdyne digital cable? What if you were to put Toyota, Apple or Google out of business by creating products that were superior in every way? It almost feels as though Comcast will be the one collecting your taxes soon so what if you conquered the cable industry?
If I were the CEO, global domination would not be in the form of flawless robots but the world’s most reliable every day tools - Steve Jobs would sweat right through his pretentious black turtleneck. Say goodbye to your Camry, the new T-550 coupe has an indestructible frame, an onboard computer with a learning CPU and, of course, glowing red headlights! So come on down to you local Cyberdyne dealer and drive away with a brand new T-550 for only $349 a month!